So type up all those weird, quirky things about yourself and go link it up, yo!
I have the humor of a 12 year old boy. Most things that are deemed inappropriate are found hilarious by me.
I get random spurts of energy. Mostly when I first wake up. These energies cause me to bust out in song and dance and sometimes scream at the top of my lungs while driving to release pent up energy.
That's about what my face looks like right before I release my crazy energized self.
I fill my wine glass way too full, and I don't give a shit if that makes me unsophisticated. Classy is 1/4 full?! No way. Fill 'er up, please!
I rarely pose like a normal person for photos. I like acting silly, so why not capture me at my finest?
I have a thing for old men. Like, not in a creepy, sexual way. But, in a way where I find them so ridiculously adorable that I have to fight the urge to hug them. On a daily basis.
I hate driving. Causes too much anxiety. But I also hate being in the passenger seat. I'm kinda a control freak. Maybe I could just have a private jet to take me anywhere I'd like to go?!
I compare characters in books and movies to my life. I pinpoint which parts of their personalities are like mine. I feel like I can enjoy it more if the characters are relatable.
I will NEVER turn down taking shots with friends at bars even though I hate them and the way they make me feel.
Case in point: My face? Gross.
Nothing makes me happier than when I walk into a business (Starbucks, (especially the 'bux) post office, gas station, etc.) and people know me. Like, I'm a regular. It's probably embarrassing for most people, but I LOVE it. Makes me feel important. Because I'm lame like that.
Organizing gives me an unreal sense of being high. Paperwork, beauty products, clothes, boxes, anything. If it's organizable, I'll do it and feel amaaaaze afterwards.
I do NOT cry in front of people I don't know well. Or even some people I do know well. I enjoy a good cry, but will suck back those tears until I'm alone. Preferably in the shower because that's where the best cries are held. Plus I have one SERIOUS ugly cry. Oh girl.
Okay, so I'm not gonna cry here, but I look pretty damn sad, right? It could lead to ugly crying. Never know.
I have never told anyone my most embarrassing story, and I will most likely go to the grave with it. It just mortified me. And yes, I know this means you want to know even more now. But too bad! ;)
However, I do not embarrass easily. It's not uncommon for my best friend and I to yell obscenities at one another in a British accent, in public for attention, aka a good laugh.
And that's about that. I could delve deeper into my weirdness, but I don't want to scare you all away just yet. ;)