7.28.2011

Just so you know..

If you cut me off and then slam on your brakes, I will pass you and yell obscenities to you from the inside of my car.

If you're rude to me or make a smart ass comment the 1st time we meet, I'll forever have an impression that you're just a mean person that I'd rather not associate with.

If you have a really cool accent that I don't hear a lot, I'm going to continue making conversation with you just so I can hear you talk.





If you forget about me on my birthday, but I'll never let you live it down.

If you make me laugh and are fun to be around, I'm going to always want to hang out with you.

If you judge people (I know everyone judges, I'm talking hardcore judging) before getting to know them, I'm going to wonder what you judged me about.

If you reply to the comments I leave on your blog posts, it'll make me wanna come back and visit more! :)





If you follow me on Twitter, but never actually interact with me, you're basically like a boring fake celebrity account to me.
If you make me dinner and I don't like it, I'm probably not going to want to eat your cooking again.

If you're hateful and then laugh about it like it was a joke, I'm still going to think you're hateful.

If you like drinking wine, eating junk food, and watching TV shows online, then I will want you to come over and hang out with me!




If you treat animals badly, I will wonder how you treat your significant other/child/friends.
If you ask me "what's wrong?" over and over, eventually I'm just going to make something up so that you'll leave me the hell alone.

If you don't use correct grammar, I will call you out on it.





If you are in good shape and work out on a regular basis, I'm going to ask you to be my trainer.
If we click at all, I'm going to automatically assume that we're best friends. ;)

If I go to a coffee shop and they occasionally give me my drink "on the house", I'll most likely only go to that one from now on.


Source: weheartit.com via Amber on Pinterest



If you can pull off a certain style that I can't, I'm going to be utterly jealous of you.

If you give me a book, I'm most likely going to give it away/sell it to Half Price Books after I read it.

If you ask me for my advice, and repeatedly do NOT take it, I'm going to stop offering my advice to you.

If you follow my blog, I LOVE YOU! ;)


27 comments:

Rachel McPhillips said...

Awesome post!! :)

Aubrey S. said...

What a cute post!

Neely said...

Im gonna have to steal this idea

meghan said...

This is such a cute post! I definitely get mad when people cut me off in traffic...or go too slow...or tail me...or really most of the time I'm driving.

And the someecard about the grammar? Ah-mazing!

Heather said...

I'm the same on every one of these!

Except the treating animals badly part...then I 'll punch you in the face. HA.

[SMASH] said...

I love accents too! English and Boston accents are my favorite. :) That someecard is SO funny -- I saw it online the other day. I sell all my books to Half-Priced Books, too. I hate keeping junk around the house -- books take up a lot of room! [But now that you have your Kindle, that should be less of a problem!]

Lindsey @ Running Down A Dream said...

I adore this post, Amber!!

Miss Ashley said...

This made my morning! I love this. My cousin is 5 and lives in England...her accent makes my world go round. If only I could move to Europe when I have kids so they can have cute accents. :-)

Cigar Heiress said...

I loved so many of them...might have to steal some for a post of mine one day..

Ashleigh said...

I dont know how to respond to my own comments! AH! still new at this! but I would also never shut up if I had a british accent, hahaha

Nicole said...

:( I follow you on twitter, but I'm not always on there either :(... don't hate me please!?!?!?

Sarah E. said...

Love it! Thanks for the laugh :)

tara said...

Gah. The advice thing drives me nuts! STOP ASKING FOR ADVICE IF YOU NEVER DO WHAT I SUGGEST. Haha!

Rebekah said...

I LOVE this entire post. Haha, and now I'm totally nervous if I ever get the chance to cook for you. :)

moderndaywife said...

hahaha love this "wine, how classy people get shitfaced" so true :-)

Suze said...

Love this- cute idea!

And I'm totally with you on the "what's wrong" front.

Michelle said...

Just so you know:

I heart you and this post.

:)

Carolina said...

This post is the best! Loved getting to know more about you.
Basically you want me to come over and hang like all the time because I will drink wine like nobody's business, eat all the junk food, and refuse to watch regular TV, only online. Hehehe.

But really, this is lovely & so are you :)

JessRaquel said...

I would never shut up if I had a British accent either. I want to be surrounded by British people all the time.

Meagan said...

We are best friends and I cherish your advice!!!

A Babbling Brunette said...

I love this post and I feel like we are the same person!!

Kristine said...

Um, the first one TOTALLY happened to me yesterday! Crazy ass bia decided she would try to pass me and one other car, even though we were going 5 over the speed limit and then realized her car wasn’t going to make it (she obviously failed that part of driver’s ed) and then proceed to get between me and the other car. I was NOT happy therefore, cursing and waving “hello” with only one finger resulted.

LaynahRose said...

The hateful one is so true! I think there's a little bit of truth to every "just kidding"

undomestic chica said...

Such a good post! I'm so with you on the first one. And remind me never to cook for you :)

ashleigh said...

This is such a cute idea :) love it, we could be best friends!

Kerbi said...

I totally love YOU and this post! I call people out on incorrect grammar way too much!

audra kate said...

love this one! and that's so my fave ecard! :)

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