If you cut me off and then slam on your brakes, I will pass you and yell obscenities to you from the inside of my car.
If you're rude to me or make a smart ass comment the 1st time we meet, I'll forever have an impression that you're just a mean person that I'd rather not associate with.
If you have a really cool accent that I don't hear a lot, I'm going to continue making conversation with you just so I can hear you talk.
If you forget about me on my birthday, but I'll never let you live it down.
If you make me laugh and are fun to be around, I'm going to always want to hang out with you.
If you judge people (I know everyone judges, I'm talking hardcore judging) before getting to know them, I'm going to wonder what you judged me about.
If you reply to the comments I leave on your blog posts, it'll make me wanna come back and visit more! :)
If you follow me on Twitter, but never actually interact with me, you're basically like a boring fake celebrity account to me.
If you make me dinner and I don't like it, I'm probably not going to want to eat your cooking again.
If you're hateful and then laugh about it like it was a joke, I'm still going to think you're hateful.
If you like drinking wine, eating junk food, and watching TV shows online, then I will want you to come over and hang out with me!
If you treat animals badly, I will wonder how you treat your significant other/child/friends.
If you ask me "what's wrong?" over and over, eventually I'm just going to make something up so that you'll leave me the hell alone.
If you don't use correct grammar, I will call you out on it.
If you are in good shape and work out on a regular basis, I'm going to ask you to be my trainer.
If we click at all, I'm going to automatically assume that we're best friends. ;)
If I go to a coffee shop and they occasionally give me my drink "on the house", I'll most likely only go to that one from now on.
If you can pull off a certain style that I can't, I'm going to be utterly jealous of you.
If you give me a book, I'm most likely going to give it away/sell it to Half Price Books after I read it.
If you ask me for my advice, and repeatedly do NOT take it, I'm going to stop offering my advice to you.
If you follow my blog, I LOVE YOU! ;)